I See What You Did There

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

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dietchola:

i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over

beep beep mother fuckers

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himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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imjustonekid:

Someone I know on facebook made a status saying how much she likes icecream

and within 3 comments it had grown into an argument about some girl breaking up with her boyfriend

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